Trump at Phyllis Schlafly’s funeral has the face of a man who is pandering to a room full of sexist pigs, but knows he’s going to lose to a girl in less than two months.

You’ll never guess what the lunatic who said he could shoot people on Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes said about Hillary Clinton.

In an age where sexting can destroy a political career, it is utterly mind boggling that no one is talking about this, and yet, we are still talking about Clinton’s email “scandal.” 

Personalizing a disaster: Trump managed to find the silver lining in the choking cloud of the collapsed Twin Towers.

“And no cause is nobler than his elevation.”

Thank you all for the things you’ve sent in so far. We are just figuring out how to handle the ridiculous surplus of great material, so if you sent something in that hasn’t been posted yet, or responded to, it may just mean that our small staff hasn’t had time to get to it. We’re trashing Trump as fast as we can, which is still far more slowly than he’s trashing himself.

So, Donald Trump says he’s going to fire all of our military’s generals. Where is he going to get all new ones? The General Store?

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) September 8, 2016

To think that we’ve gone from giants like Brinkley, Cronkite and Chancellor to pygmies like Blitzer, Todd and Lauer is to despair for the future of journalism.

Trump obviously interprets anyone giving an American the finger as an indirect mockery of his own Lilliputian digits.