Danny Zuker and I proudly announce the release of He Started It!: My Twitter War With Trump, a collection of the exchanges between one of the funniest people alive and a beast who is only inadvertently hilarious. All author royalties go to Planned Parenthood, RAICES, and World Wildlife Fund. Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million and IndieBound. You will learn as much about Donald Trump from these 94 pages as you will from the 448 pages in Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump In The White House.
… various difficulties with Word Press have made posting here temporarily impossible. We are working to resolve these issues. Meanwhile, you can follow me on Twitter (@slansky) or friend me on Facebook and I’ll add you to my secret Trumpelthinskin group. And by all means, please buy He Started It: My Twitter War With Trump. It’s the perfect gift for any friends who loathe Trump, and who doesn’t have multitudes of those? And disregard Amazon’s claim that it “usually ships within 1 to 2 months.” You’ll have it within a week. Oh, and if you want to watch this delightful GIF a few dozen times, point your cursor anywhere on it and it will keep playing until you’ve had enough. It never gets old.
“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”
— Donald J. Trump
What could one possibly add to that headline?
It is to vomit.
Sure seems like a high-class establishment.