The more likely scenario would be a debate without one of the debaters, which would ensure that it contained no boasts about penis size.

A loser who thinks he’s a winner but is merely a whiner.

Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ): “A lie about an issue around 9/11 is despicable.”

“Modern medicine can remedy one of these ailments more thoroughly than the other.”

Come on, someone’s gotta know how to get their hands on ’em! 

Only in the insane, “fair and balanced” world that we now live in could one possibly argue that it is offensive to call these people “deplorable.” 

I know more than any intelligence officials, believe me. They’re a pile of moron rubble.

Desirous of avoiding Lauer-level excoriation, maybe these people will be more compelled to do their jobs.

Eric “Qusay” Trump appears to have inherited the genes for his normal-looking hands from his mother. Lucky!

Donald Trump has donated literally zero dollars of his own money to the Trump Foundation since 2008, while publicly taking credit for hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations belonging to other people. This is well documented. But as so much else in this campaign, it has been deplorably under-reported while the Clinton Foundation “scandals”  are ubiquitous.