Wall Street Journal Looks Into Trump’s Alleged Mob Ties
Sometimes even Mr. Law and Order has to look the other way.
Garrison Keillor: Trump Will Never Find Happiness, So There’s That
If you had even a fraction of the money he claims to have — or even a fraction of the money he may actually have — wouldn’t you find more life-enhancing pastimes than insulting and attacking and hating? Yes, you would.
Harlen Coben: A Crowd-Pleaser’s Theory of Donald Trump
Why, he’s just a silly clown.
Mexicans Accuse President of ‘Historic Error’ in Welcoming Trump
If you say or do anything to imply that my hands are small and so also must be my penis, I’ll build two walls — a wall, and then another even taller wall — and you’ll be begging me, I promise you, you’ll be begging me not to build a third wall, believe me!
What ‘Duck Soup’ Can Teach Us About Trump
For one thing, that his sense of humor is less … developed than, say, Groucho’s. In fact, think about it, have you ever seen him laugh — I mean truly laugh, helplessly, from that considerable gut — at anything?
Poll Shows Most Republicans Regret Nominating Trump
Buyers’ Remorse. Sad!
Report: Trump’s Modeling Agency Encouraged Immigrants To Work Without Documents
We used to live in a world where all it took was a story like this — let alone an obviously criminal scam like Trump University — to torpedo a candidacy. We live in another world now.
Trump Dump: Washington Post Publishes Financial Records, Depositions and Interview Transcripts
Look at these hands. If they were small, would I keep showing them to you? Only a moron would do that and I’m no moron, I’m really smart.
Yet Another Story About A Business Screwed Over And Ruined By Trump
“He’s left nothing but ruins everywhere he’s gone.”