WANT TO READ SOMETHING VICIOUSLY FUNNY ABOUT THE TURD THAT DIDN’T FALL FAR FROM THE ASSHOLE? OF COURSE YOU DO!

In this he-said she-said era, this douchebag said he fears more for his sons than his daughters. But then, given that they’re genetically pre-disposed to exactly the kind of depraved behavior that would lead to women justifiably crying out, “Me, Too!” those fears seem not unfounded. 

 

This is so good that I’d like to copy the whole thing here, but, you know, that would just be stealing, so DEFINITELY click through. Evan Hurst@Wonkette (2018-10-01): “BREAKING NEWS. Donald Trump Jr. is being gross. No, more than usual. We don’t mean ‘Oh YUCK, you guys, Junior left his house without his grocery bag over his head again and now a bunch of people are at the emergency room complaining they saw something gross and their eyes hurt now.’

 

“By now, you may have heard that Dipshit and his very normal girlfriend Kim Guilfoyle did an interview with the Daily Mail, and he said that in this #MeToo moment, after Dr. Christine Blasey Ford heroically and historically told the story of the time Brett Kavanaugh tried to rape her at a small house party during high school, he is really, really scared. Specifically, he is scared for his sons, but not his daughters, because why would he even be thinking about his daughters during such a time as this? Dipshit knows the real threat, and it is that his boys are going to grow up and some day some gross GIRLS are going to lie on them and accuse them of rape, because that is just such a common thing …

 

“Who do women even think they are, if they can be victims of sexual assault or rape and then name their accusers out loud? Oh what a world!” …

 

“We know we are being CUH-RAZY here, because privileged white men expect to get away with it without ever worrying they might not be granted every little wish their hearts desire. And this really might be a bridge too far for Donald Trump Jr., considering Daddy’s track record. Hell, it might bother him personally. … We’re not saying we have evidence that Don has ever done anything in his life that might land him in a situation like Kavanaugh’s, but if that happens, we will not be surprised. He just doesn’t have a face that screams, ‘People have sex with me because they want to.'”

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