Trump Incapable Of Sticking To The One Strategy That Could Possibly Win Him The Election (If, Of Course, A Huge Percentage Of Voters Suddenly Forgot Every Disgusting Thing They Know About Him)

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gives a thumbs up as he speaks during a rally, Friday, Sept. 9, 2016, in Pensacola, Fla. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

Trump’s only possible path to victory requires him staying on script at all times, but the second he encounters his chest-pounding lunatic supporters, he can’t help but join in the fun!


S.V. Date@The Huffington Post (9/13/16): “Of course, just having the teleprompter there and loaded with the staff-written script doesn’t mean Trump will necessarily stick to it, particular at evening rallies where he appears to feed off of the riled-up audiences. This has led to Jekyll-and-Hyde transformations ― a flat reading of standard Republican boilerplate, flipping to bizarre Trumpian claims and insults and back again, sometimes in the span of a minute. At a crowded rally in Pensacola’s 10,000-seat arena on Friday, Trump was off-script for longer than he was on it, ad-libbing on a variety of topics.”

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