No One Is Too Young To Get Stiffed By Trump
Remember back in January when these USA Freedom Kids turned your stomach at that Trump rally with the song that began, “Cowardice! Are you serious? / Apologies for freedom, I can’t handle this”? Guess what? Now they’re suing him.
Trump Says Hillary Clinton Lacks ‘A Presidential Look’
But this horrific expression, this grotesque countenance of a head about to explode — THIS is “a Presidential look.”
Humans Are Not The Only Animals In Danger From A Trump Presidency
Though their father is a wuss who encourages violence without getting his tiny hands dirty, Usay and Quday express the familial blood lust more directly.
CNN’s Polls Are Rigged To Make You Think There’s A Real Race, Because Ratings
Jeff Zucker’s Craven “News” Network is increasingly an embarrassment to the real journalists working there. Humiliating!
Newt Gingrich’s Criticism Of Hillary Clinton’s Coughing Is Interrupted By … Coughing
Not unlike his criticism of Bill Clinton’s infidelity having been interrupted by news of his own.
Trump Rewarded Florida Attorney General Who Dropped University Scam Investigation
Pam Bondi knew how to get on Trump’s good side, such as it is.
Trump’s 88 Military Endorsements Are Not Exactly Household Names
He has that honorary Purple Heart, but the big names aren’t impressed.
Trump Is Making Even Bigger Fools Of His Donors Than They Already Are
For a guy with TEN BILLION DOLLARS, he sure acts like a grifter.
From The Onion In 2013: ‘When You’re Feeling Low, Just Remember I’ll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years,’ By Donald Trump
“That’s right. In the not-very-distant future I will die and then be gone from the world for all eternity. You may even get to watch me in a casket on national television being lowered into the ground, never to be seen again. I bet you’re smiling just thinking about that.”