A relieved Obama. And it’s all thanks to that wonderful, wonderful Donald J. Trump.
Andy Borowitz@The New Yorker (9/16/16): “WASHINGTON—Calling this ‘the greatest day of my life,’ a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S. citizenship. ‘The issue of whether or not I was a U.S. citizen has been a dark cloud over my existence for as long as I can remember,’ a tearful Obama told the press corps. ‘Only one man had the courage, wisdom, and doggedness to make that cloud go away: Donald J. Trump.'”