REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP BECAME THE FIRST CANDIDATE IN HISTORY TO BOAST ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS AT A DEBATE?

Well, funny story

Tom McCarthy @ The Guardian (9/18/18): “In a tell-all memoir [Full Disclosure], the pornographic actor Stormy Daniels details salacious descriptions of her [2006 affair] with Donald Trump … In the book, Daniels writes in sometimes excruciating detail about the president’s genitals and describes her disgust with herself for letting the scene play out. … Whenever she saw Trump on television for years afterwards, Daniels writes, an internal monologue would play out: ‘”I had sex with that,” I’d say to myself. Eech.’ … She describes Trump’s penis as ‘smaller than average’ but ‘not freakishly small. He knows he has an unusual penis,’ Daniels writes. ‘It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart … It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.’”

2 thoughts on “REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP BECAME THE FIRST CANDIDATE IN HISTORY TO BOAST ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS AT A DEBATE?”

    • So “some (Democrat)ic started it”, huh?….

      FYI, you’re not using that word correctly & I assume you mean a ‘Democrat’ started it…

      Further proof how morons like TrumpelThinSkin become POTUS though; PRICELESS!

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