New Note From “Doctor” Claims Trump’s Health Is — Surprise! — “Excellent,” And — Even Bigger Surprise! — He’s Grown An Inch

Seriously, would you even get a weed prescription from this quack?

 

According to Dr. Bornstein, Trump is 6’3″, which would make him the first septuagenarian in human history to grow taller (his official height has always, until now, been 6’2″), but then that suddenly discovered extra inch slips him out of the BMI “obese” category into the merely “overweight.” Lucky! Maggie Haberman@The New York Times (9/15/16)
 

 

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